Monday, June 27, 2011

WHY I LOVE NICE JEWISH BOYS




Going to bed with Jewish men is great fun and more than just a mind-fuck. Jews don't have that deep-rooted mixture of fear and revulsion that so many non-jews express towards women. Maybe it's to do with coming from a less misogynistic culture, where religion is passed down through the women. God knows, may be Jewish boys are often stuck on their mothers. So, perhaps they are a little neurotic. But Jewish men like sex! They are good in bed! Without being macho!
And there is a cock thing! Who knows, - may be there is a connection between a big Shnozzle and a long Shlong. But apart from Shlong, there is style! And lets face it, circumcision is definitely a perk. Less premature ejaculation and, of course, no aesthetic worries. A prick with a foreskin looks, frankly , embarrassing. A circumcised penis says, "Yeah, look at me. I am a Shmuck. I'm open to suggestion. You got a problem with that?"
But Jewish sex appeal isn't simply reducible to a flap of skin. The crux seems to be that all-important organ that's getting low in the WASP gene pool; a brain. There is no getting away from it: Jews invented Dialectical Materialism, Psychoanalysis, The Theory of Relativity, Hollywood and Christianity. They've never been shy about being clever. It's the ideas, conversation , opinions that make all Jewish men sexy - not the frozen narcissism or the inarticulate grants of their fellow caveman Wasps (for example).
Jewish guys are brilliant and that's why they are hot!!!
But then again, if you are not Jewish, don't despair! BTW, Tim - you are the sexiest of them all!

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