A Boulderite walking along the Pearl street texting texting texting with the cell phone issued to him at birth and destined to be laid posthumously in his coffin is sure to text into his phone: 'I am walking'.
If he sits down on a bench he will surely text: 'BTW - I just sat down on a bench'.
Then he will say: 'OMG -I am getting up and walking again !!!'.
It is clear, of course, that no living or dead human being could stand to listen to such communications; consequently, on the other end of the line there sits The Ever-Curious Twitter Robot.
For example, a communication like 'I am walking', gets this Robot terribly worked up and it shouts: 'No shit!!! Unbe-fuckin-lievable! You are walking, man? And just where are you going? And where from? When are you gonna arrive? Huh? Huh? I'll be fucked!'
The peculiarity of this Twitter Robot is that it really wants to know. Because this is its one and only Purpose. If it suddenly loses interest they'll just turn it off and then - end of fuckin story.LOL
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